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Sharing is Caring: The New Care Bears Series
Executive producer Lauren Faust and SD Entertainment have announced a “reboot” of the Care Bears franchise intended to raise the quality of the old show to new heights for all audiences.
Only two hours since its announcement, CB: SIC already has an extensive following among males 17-35 who call themselves “Care Bros”. The phenomenon was not unexpected given the reaction and fanbase that had developed around Faust’s previous show, a similar reboot of the My Little Pony franchise.
"In fact we’re counting on it," said SD Executive Marshall Weininger, "The brony fanbase has made My Little Pony over 800% more profitable than it would have been among its target audience alone." Fully endorsing the subculture, Weininger has announced that Rainbow Brite will be the next franchise to be given the "Faustian Touch" in 2016. In anticipation, "Rainbros" have started forming at the outskirts of MLP conventions and have already bought out convention tickets and merchandising specials all the way out to 2019.
"Little girls have had an unfair monopoly on these shows for too long," said self proclaimed "überbrony" Spike Equestrius Jr (real name John Slud), "Those little rotten brats are gonna realize that their misandrist hogging of franchises meant for everyone is at an end." Slud then showed off his resolution by burning his four year old daughter’s crayon drawing of Funshine Bear.
Asked for comment, Faust explained that she expected as much having gained her success in a deal with Mephistopheles, the trickster devil.

Sharing is Caring: The New Care Bears Series

Executive producer Lauren Faust and SD Entertainment have announced a “reboot” of the Care Bears franchise intended to raise the quality of the old show to new heights for all audiences.

Only two hours since its announcement, CB: SIC already has an extensive following among males 17-35 who call themselves “Care Bros”. The phenomenon was not unexpected given the reaction and fanbase that had developed around Faust’s previous show, a similar reboot of the My Little Pony franchise.

"In fact we’re counting on it," said SD Executive Marshall Weininger, "The brony fanbase has made My Little Pony over 800% more profitable than it would have been among its target audience alone." Fully endorsing the subculture, Weininger has announced that Rainbow Brite will be the next franchise to be given the "Faustian Touch" in 2016. In anticipation, "Rainbros" have started forming at the outskirts of MLP conventions and have already bought out convention tickets and merchandising specials all the way out to 2019.

"Little girls have had an unfair monopoly on these shows for too long," said self proclaimed "überbrony" Spike Equestrius Jr (real name John Slud), "Those little rotten brats are gonna realize that their misandrist hogging of franchises meant for everyone is at an end." Slud then showed off his resolution by burning his four year old daughter’s crayon drawing of Funshine Bear.

Asked for comment, Faust explained that she expected as much having gained her success in a deal with Mephistopheles, the trickster devil.

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VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel
Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.  In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.  Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.
For sale now at the following locations:
Barnes and Noble Nook
Barnes and Noble Paperback
Amazon Kindle
Amazon Paperback
Publisher eBook
Publisher Paperback
Google Play eBook
Kobo eBook
Book Depository Paperback
And don’t forget there’s an all-Valhalla blog at the-walrus-squad.tumblr.com!

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From the “I” in Facts I Just Made Up:

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel

Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.

In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.

Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.

For sale now at the following locations:

Barnes and Noble Nook

Barnes and Noble Paperback

Amazon Kindle

Amazon Paperback

Publisher eBook

Publisher Paperback

Google Play eBook

Kobo eBook

Book Depository Paperback

And don’t forget there’s an all-Valhalla blog at the-walrus-squad.tumblr.com!

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From the “I” in Facts I Just Made Up:
VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel
Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.  In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.  Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.
For sale now at the following locations:
Barnes and Noble Nook
Barnes and Noble Paperback
Amazon Kindle
Amazon Paperback
Publisher eBook
Publisher Paperback
Google Play eBook
Kobo eBook
Book Depository Paperback
And don’t forget there’s an all-Valhalla blog at the-walrus-squad.tumblr.com!

ITS A REALLY GOOD BOOK AND I WOULD RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE I MEET

Thank you!!!

I just started reading it and really everybody else should! Its so good!

Thank you as well!!!

OH MY GOG SPOILER ALERT BUT WHEN LANCE SHOWED UP IN THE SEVENTH CHAPTER WITH THE SCALDING FLANGE I JUST— *SWOON!*

Yes… I wrote such a scene… In this book…
Okay honestly I’m curious now what book did you read?

i honestly think everyone should read this book. quite fantastic.

Thank you!

Lance was my favourite character. Such a shame he was killed by the electric bears.

Hey, you guys can’t just make up facts about my book! People who make facts up are awful.

No, they can’t be awful. Because it’s a fact that the aforementioned people get blowjobs from the fact fairy, and she only gives blowjobs to nice people.
And that’s a fact.

Somebody once asked me of all the fake facts which one I wished most was true. Blowjobs from the fact fairy would have to be it.

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From the “I” in Facts I Just Made Up:

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel

Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.

In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.

Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.

For sale now at the following locations:

Barnes and Noble Nook

Barnes and Noble Paperback

Amazon Kindle

Amazon Paperback

Publisher eBook

Publisher Paperback

Google Play eBook

Kobo eBook

Book Depository Paperback

And don’t forget there’s an all-Valhalla blog at the-walrus-squad.tumblr.com!

ITS A REALLY GOOD BOOK AND I WOULD RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE I MEET

Thank you!!!

I just started reading it and really everybody else should! Its so good!

Thank you as well!!!

OH MY GOG SPOILER ALERT BUT WHEN LANCE SHOWED UP IN THE SEVENTH CHAPTER WITH THE SCALDING FLANGE I JUST— *SWOON!*

Yes… I wrote such a scene… In this book…

Okay honestly I’m curious now what book did you read?

i honestly think everyone should read this book. quite fantastic.

Thank you!

Lance was my favourite character. Such a shame he was killed by the electric bears.

Hey, you guys can’t just make up facts about my book! People who make facts up are awful.

No, they can’t be awful. Because it’s a fact that the aforementioned people get blowjobs from the fact fairy, and she only gives blowjobs to nice people.

And that’s a fact.

Somebody once asked me of all the fake facts which one I wished most was true. Blowjobs from the fact fairy would have to be it.

The fact they're fucking up the Godzilla design isn't actually funny.
Anonymous

The more you complain the smaller his head becomes!

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I have BIG arms and a LITTLE head! I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through

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Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White
In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.
As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.
The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.
"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.
"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

But the question is, did they make Godzilla’s head any bigger?

Yes, here’s the new final design:

His head is now a full three times larger than designed prior to the fan outcry.

chrisworksinalibrary:

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Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White

In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.

As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.

The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.

"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.

"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

But the question is, did they make Godzilla’s head any bigger?

Yes, here’s the new final design:

His head is now a full three times larger than designed prior to the fan outcry.

Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White
In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.
As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.
The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.
"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.
"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White

In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.

As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.

The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.

"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.

"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

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darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart
Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.
Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.
Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

how would his writing be based on an event that killed him? care to explain, liar???

Firstly, how dare you call me, a fact blog, a liar? Fact blogs on tumblr have been an institution of truth since 1908.
And I’d be happy to explain- Lewis Carroll often worked as a ghostwriter. Duh…

assentarsi:

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darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart

Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.

Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.

Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

how would his writing be based on an event that killed him? care to explain, liar???

Firstly, how dare you call me, a fact blog, a liar? Fact blogs on tumblr have been an institution of truth since 1908.

And I’d be happy to explain- Lewis Carroll often worked as a ghostwriter. Duh…

Is Paul actually dead?
Anonymous

No, but he was at the time they made the references.