Rebloggable by request, thanks to bleatlikeagoatironically
A Tree molts its first bark, thus departing the larval or “sapling” stage and becoming a fully grown tree, capable of reproduction. A tree only ingests nutrients from the roots during the larval phase and will have to subsist on this food long enough to fruit before dying.
The tree pictured was immersed in “Royal Sap” as a larva and thus has the potential to grow into a Queen Tree.
The board members of Yahoo survey their new domain.
Seen here, the executives who voted to purchase tumblr watch as a demonstrator scrolls down a sample dashboard. Assembled randomly to showcase the most common imagery found on their new blogging platform, Yahoo boards members were suddenly witness to over 500 acts of sodomy, 750 samples of Adventure Time shipping, 200 gruesomely mutilated bodies, 9 reviews of Star Trek Into Darkness, 900 fake nudes of Spock, 2 flame wars over their purchase and one photo, bearing 672,000 notes, depicting a sock on a floor.
“We knew this was a risk,” said censorship chairman Zebediah O’Beasley III, “But we stand by our decision and expect to make back our money by selling ads on the tumblr radar.” The first Yahoo sponsored ads for Chick-fil-A, Westboro Baptist Church and the National Association for the Advancement of Comic Sans will begin running shortly.
New followers! Behold my webcomic!
It’s a whole lot better than this blog, which is literally a depository for rejected jokes from the comic. The new episode is linked above but there’s continuity involved, so I recommend beginning at the beginning if you’ve not seen it before.
