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What is tumblr?

tumblr is what happens when 197.3 million people of all ages, genders and races work together to post and repost the same fifteen images over and over again all day across all time zones. Those images are:

  1. A screencap of an older tumblr post.
  2. A cute kitten.
  3. A large dog.
  4. The bathroom selfie of Claire C. Larkhurst of Paloma, Wisconsin.
  5. Steve Buscemi.
  6. The gif of that dog throwing up as it tries to hump another dog.
  7. Some pretty mushrooms.
  8. An old building.
  9. A misattributed political statement.
  10. A fact I just made up.
  11. A drawing of an “OTP.”
  12. Mountains.
  13. Jennifer Lawrence.
  14. Another cute kitten.
  15. Porn.

tumblr’s speed leads to the illusion that other images have been posted, but this is merely an effect of constant visual bombardment upon the brain of the common tumblrite. There are no other images on the site, all the other celebrities, gore, social justice and so on are merely projections of the user. So if you see something you hate on tumblr, you in fact merely hate your own subconscious and its hallucinatory manifestations. Oh, and-

    16. That “broom broom” video. That’s real.

reddurcs:

facts-i-just-made-up:

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)
Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.  In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.  Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.
For sale now at the following locations:
Barnes and Noble Nook
Barnes and Noble Paperback
Amazon Kindle    <—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!
Amazon Paperback
Publisher eBook
Publisher Paperback   <—- Includes free eBook!
Google Play eBook
Kobo eBook
Book Depository Paperback
Books-A-Million Paperback
Audible (Audio Book)
iTunes (Audio Book)
And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

Go buy this absolutely magnificent book! If you like action and adventure and sci-fi and non-heteronormative relationships, this is the book for you.
If you’ve ever read anything by Heinlein, you’ll like this book’s style as well. It’s very Heinlein-esque, but it’s also very much its own thing.

Thank you very much! Heinlein is my favorite sci-fi author so I’m honored at the comparison!

reddurcs:

facts-i-just-made-up:

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)

Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.

In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.

Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.

For sale now at the following locations:

Barnes and Noble Nook

Barnes and Noble Paperback

Amazon Kindle    <—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!

Amazon Paperback

Publisher eBook

Publisher Paperback   <—- Includes free eBook!

Google Play eBook

Kobo eBook

Book Depository Paperback

Books-A-Million Paperback

Audible (Audio Book)

iTunes (Audio Book)

And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

Go buy this absolutely magnificent book! If you like action and adventure and sci-fi and non-heteronormative relationships, this is the book for you.

If you’ve ever read anything by Heinlein, you’ll like this book’s style as well. It’s very Heinlein-esque, but it’s also very much its own thing.

Thank you very much! Heinlein is my favorite sci-fi author so I’m honored at the comparison!

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)
Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.  In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.  Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.
For sale now at the following locations:
Barnes and Noble Nook
Barnes and Noble Paperback
Amazon Kindle    &lt;—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!
Amazon Paperback
Publisher eBook
Publisher Paperback   &lt;—- Includes free eBook!
Google Play eBook
Kobo eBook
Book Depository Paperback
Books-A-Million Paperback
Audible (Audio Book)
iTunes (Audio Book)
And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)

Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.

In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.

Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.

For sale now at the following locations:

Barnes and Noble Nook

Barnes and Noble Paperback

Amazon Kindle    <—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!

Amazon Paperback

Publisher eBook

Publisher Paperback   <—- Includes free eBook!

Google Play eBook

Kobo eBook

Book Depository Paperback

Books-A-Million Paperback

Audible (Audio Book)

iTunes (Audio Book)

And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

SIGNED EDITION SOLD OUT

the-walrus-squad:

The last signed copy has just sold. Thank you to everyone who bought a copy! I’ll post here should they become available again.

mutantpickles:

facts-i-just-made-up:

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)
Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.  In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.  Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.
For sale now at the following locations:
Barnes and Noble Nook
Barnes and Noble Paperback
Amazon Kindle    &lt;—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!
Amazon Paperback
Publisher eBook
Publisher Paperback   &lt;—- Includes free eBook!
Google Play eBook
Kobo eBook
Book Depository Paperback
Books-A-Million Paperback
Audible (Audio Book)
iTunes (Audio Book)
And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

I just finished it today and I LOVE IT!! And that says a lot coming from a girl who usually prefers a good fairy tale or historical fiction book. But this world that Ari Bach has created is just incredibly vivid and enjoyable. And all the characters are so interesting, even ones you only meet for a short time feel development and whole (I need to know more about Death!).You should go snag yourself a copy and settle down with it!It has Norse mythology! And walruses! And deadly butterfly robot-like weapons that live in your chest!Seriously. Valhalla is the best decision I’ve made in a long while.

Thank you very, very much!!! I&#8217;m glad you got into it! 
I&#8217;d be happy to tell you all about Death, just ask anything over at Walrus Squad you want to know :)

mutantpickles:

facts-i-just-made-up:

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)

Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.

In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.

Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.

For sale now at the following locations:

Barnes and Noble Nook

Barnes and Noble Paperback

Amazon Kindle    <—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!

Amazon Paperback

Publisher eBook

Publisher Paperback   <—- Includes free eBook!

Google Play eBook

Kobo eBook

Book Depository Paperback

Books-A-Million Paperback

Audible (Audio Book)

iTunes (Audio Book)

And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

I just finished it today and I LOVE IT!! And that says a lot coming from a girl who usually prefers a good fairy tale or historical fiction book. But this world that Ari Bach has created is just incredibly vivid and enjoyable. And all the characters are so interesting, even ones you only meet for a short time feel development and whole (I need to know more about Death!).

You should go snag yourself a copy and settle down with it!

It has Norse mythology! And walruses! And deadly butterfly robot-like weapons that live in your chest!

Seriously. Valhalla is the best decision I’ve made in a long while.

Thank you very, very much!!! I’m glad you got into it!

I’d be happy to tell you all about Death, just ask anything over at Walrus Squad you want to know :)

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)
Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.  In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.  Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.
For sale now at the following locations:
Barnes and Noble Nook
Barnes and Noble Paperback
Amazon Kindle    &lt;—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!
Amazon Paperback
Publisher eBook
Publisher Paperback   &lt;—- Includes free eBook!
Google Play eBook
Kobo eBook
Book Depository Paperback
Books-A-Million Paperback
Audible (Audio Book)
iTunes (Audio Book)
And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)

Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.

In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.

Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.

For sale now at the following locations:

Barnes and Noble Nook

Barnes and Noble Paperback

Amazon Kindle    <—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!

Amazon Paperback

Publisher eBook

Publisher Paperback   <—- Includes free eBook!

Google Play eBook

Kobo eBook

Book Depository Paperback

Books-A-Million Paperback

Audible (Audio Book)

iTunes (Audio Book)

And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

berserket:

facts-i-just-made-up:

jonisnotamuggle:

facts-i-just-made-up:

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)
Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.  In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.  Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.
For sale now at the following locations:
Barnes and Noble Nook
Barnes and Noble Paperback
Amazon Kindle    &lt;—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!
Amazon Paperback
Publisher eBook
Publisher Paperback   &lt;—- Includes free eBook!
Google Play eBook
Kobo eBook
Book Depository Paperback
Books-A-Million Paperback
Audible (Audio Book)
iTunes (Audio Book)
And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

You guys seriously need to get this book. One of the best books I’ve ever read, and it has an awesome strong female protagonist. Please buy this book.

Thank you so much for all your support!!!

YO i just finished this book like five seconds ago im not kidding and its one of the most creative and original books i have ever read and i enjoyed it IMMENSELY and i highly recommend it i cannot WAIT for the next one

Thank you as well, glad you liked it!!!

berserket:

facts-i-just-made-up:

jonisnotamuggle:

facts-i-just-made-up:

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)

Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.

In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.

Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.

For sale now at the following locations:

Barnes and Noble Nook

Barnes and Noble Paperback

Amazon Kindle    <—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!

Amazon Paperback

Publisher eBook

Publisher Paperback   <—- Includes free eBook!

Google Play eBook

Kobo eBook

Book Depository Paperback

Books-A-Million Paperback

Audible (Audio Book)

iTunes (Audio Book)

And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

You guys seriously need to get this book. One of the best books I’ve ever read, and it has an awesome strong female protagonist. Please buy this book.

Thank you so much for all your support!!!

YO i just finished this book like five seconds ago im not kidding and its one of the most creative and original books i have ever read and i enjoyed it IMMENSELY and i highly recommend it i cannot WAIT for the next one

Thank you as well, glad you liked it!!!