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falestiney:

trans-vegan:

facts-i-just-made-up:

phase-cannons:

Actually, vegan cheese is quite good.

Who’s making up facts now?

Daiya is pretty good. The best would be homemade cheeses. They sure as hell aren’t bad, nor “pond scum.” It sounds like you’ve never had any.

I’m sorry but I’m such a bitter vegan when it comes to vegan cheese. Vegan cheeses all taste like ass. Homemade, restaurant made, store bought. I’ve never had vegan cheese that REALLY tastes good to me. :/ does anyone else have this problem?

@trans-vegan I have indeed had a modest variety and I concur with falestiney. Vegan cheese tastes like the vomit of a thousand rotting worms fed on the cud of a coprophagic poodle with acid reflux. And assuming that’s what it is, it’s not even truly vegan either.

falestiney:

trans-vegan:

facts-i-just-made-up:

phase-cannons:

Actually, vegan cheese is quite good.

Who’s making up facts now?

Daiya is pretty good. The best would be homemade cheeses. They sure as hell aren’t bad, nor “pond scum.” It sounds like you’ve never had any.

I’m sorry but I’m such a bitter vegan when it comes to vegan cheese. Vegan cheeses all taste like ass. Homemade, restaurant made, store bought. I’ve never had vegan cheese that REALLY tastes good to me. :/ does anyone else have this problem?

@trans-vegan I have indeed had a modest variety and I concur with falestiney. Vegan cheese tastes like the vomit of a thousand rotting worms fed on the cud of a coprophagic poodle with acid reflux. And assuming that’s what it is, it’s not even truly vegan either.

phase-cannons:

Actually, vegan cheese is quite good.

Who’s making up facts now?

phase-cannons:

Actually, vegan cheese is quite good.

Who’s making up facts now?

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)
Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.  In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.  Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.
For sale now at the following locations:
Barnes and Noble Nook
Barnes and Noble Paperback
Amazon Kindle    <—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!
Amazon Paperback
Publisher eBook
Publisher Paperback   <—- Includes free eBook!
Google Play eBook
Kobo eBook
Book Depository Paperback
Books-A-Million Paperback
Audible (Audio Book)
iTunes (Audio Book)
And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

VALHALLA: An epic sci-fi action novel (with a good dose of humor)

Violet MacRae is one of the aimless millions crowding northern Scotland. In the year 2330, where war is obsolete and only brilliant minds are valued, she emerges into adulthood with more brawn than brains and a propensity for violence. People dismiss her as a relic, but world peace is more fragile than they know.

In Valhalla, a clandestine base hidden in an icy ravine, Violet connects with a group of outcasts just like her. There, she learns the skills she needs to keep the world safe from genetically enhanced criminals and traitors who threaten the first friends she’s ever known. She also meets Wulfgar Kray, a genius gang leader who knows her better than she knows herself and who would conquer the world to capture her.

Branded from childhood as a useless barbarian, Violet is about to learn the world needs her exactly as she is.

For sale now at the following locations:

Barnes and Noble Nook

Barnes and Noble Paperback

Amazon Kindle    <—- Click “Look Inside” for a free two chapters!

Amazon Paperback

Publisher eBook

Publisher Paperback   <—- Includes free eBook!

Google Play eBook

Kobo eBook

Book Depository Paperback

Books-A-Million Paperback

Audible (Audio Book)

iTunes (Audio Book)

And be sure to check out the official Valhalla blog- The Walrus Squad

masterracecurbstomp:

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The full set of “Steal her look” spoofs. Please do be sure to pick up a copy of that book

For the day crowd

I can straight up buy a crocodile from a zoo?

Yeah but they don’t just sell to anyone, You gotta know the secret code:

  • "Crocodile" is "Jock Strap"
  • "Hey buddy" is "In the name of"
  • "I gotta buy" is "Borscht"
  • "One" is "My Own"
  • "I’m on the level" is "I’ve vomited"
  • "I know the code" is "The Dark Lord Satan"

So the complete sentence to buy a Crocodile at a willing Zoo is, “In the name of the Dark Lord Satan I’ve vomited borscht into my own jock strap!”

Just go to any zoo and shout this code, and someone will know the deal and get you your crocodile.

The full set of “Steal her look” spoofs. Please do be sure to pick up a copy of that book

Two airplanes during mating season. In 10 months, a new Avro Anson will be born. The Anson will be abandoned by its parents and forced to fend for itself from a young age. Nature is a cruel, but pragmatic parent.
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Two airplanes during mating season. In 10 months, a new Avro Anson will be born. The Anson will be abandoned by its parents and forced to fend for itself from a young age. Nature is a cruel, but pragmatic parent.

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