Facts, THIS IS THE BIBLE OF AN ATHEIST. When you don’t...
Facts
THIS IS THE BIBLE OF AN ATHEIST.
When you don’t believe, your bible will rot, it’s a scientifically proven fact.  When you trust in the Lord, your good book is indestructible.  You can keep it in your vest pocket as bullet proof armor against evil.  But when you drift away from the straight and narrow path, your bible becomes corruptible, it can rot when moist like any other book. 
I cry to think of what sort of non-believer would ever let their Holy Book go bad like this.  Mushrooms are the fungus of SATAN.  You have to be a very bad person, possibly a Satanist or Democrat for the devil’s fungus to infect your copy of the word of Jesus.
Believe or be condemned.  The Kingdom of Heaven or the Kingdom of Fungi.  The choice is yours.

THIS IS THE BIBLE OF AN ATHEIST.

When you don’t believe, your bible will rot, it’s a scientifically proven fact.  When you trust in the Lord, your good book is indestructible.  You can keep it in your vest pocket as bullet proof armor against evil.  But when you drift away from the straight and narrow path, your bible becomes corruptible, it can rot when moist like any other book. 

I cry to think of what sort of non-believer would ever let their Holy Book go bad like this.  Mushrooms are the fungus of SATAN.  You have to be a very bad person, possibly a Satanist or Democrat for the devil’s fungus to infect your copy of the word of Jesus.

Believe or be condemned.  The Kingdom of Heaven or the Kingdom of Fungi.  The choice is yours.

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