Facts, While it’s true that cigarettes can give people...
Facts
While it’s true that cigarettes can give people cancer, many people are unaware that people can give cigarettes cancer as well.  Humans are in fact the number one cause of death among cigarettes, infecting the smokes they don’t finish with their saliva, which is twice as toxic as that of the Komodo Dragon.
Sadly, most cigarettes don’t even live long enough to develop cancer.  People smoke approximately 971,250,109,962,963,883,406,546,432,453,876,324,635,777,426,878,342,474,971,250,963,883,406,546,432,453,876,324,635,777,426,878,342.3 cigarettes a year, burning them to their filters in a savage attempt to ingest their living souls.  This savage practice is incredibly painful to cigarettes and to their culture, which has degenerated from the proud and noble wild cigar of the past, to the thin and often loosely packed pygmy smoke you see around today.
Demeaned, debased and often called “Butts” or “Fags” by even the most progressive humans, it’s no surprise that cigarettes lash out and kill.  So consider next time you rip a cigarette away from the pack and set it on fire- Who is the real victim, the smoker?  Or the smoked?

While it’s true that cigarettes can give people cancer, many people are unaware that people can give cigarettes cancer as well.  Humans are in fact the number one cause of death among cigarettes, infecting the smokes they don’t finish with their saliva, which is twice as toxic as that of the Komodo Dragon.

Sadly, most cigarettes don’t even live long enough to develop cancer.  People smoke approximately 971,250,109,962,963,883,406,546,432,453,876,324,635,777,426,878,342,474,971,250,963,883,406,546,432,453,876,324,635,777,426,878,342.3 cigarettes a year, burning them to their filters in a savage attempt to ingest their living souls.  This savage practice is incredibly painful to cigarettes and to their culture, which has degenerated from the proud and noble wild cigar of the past, to the thin and often loosely packed pygmy smoke you see around today.

Demeaned, debased and often called “Butts” or “Fags” by even the most progressive humans, it’s no surprise that cigarettes lash out and kill.  So consider next time you rip a cigarette away from the pack and set it on fire- Who is the real victim, the smoker?  Or the smoked?

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