Facts, A Frisbee prior to harvest, painting and...
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A Frisbee prior to harvest, painting and polishing.
Unlike the boomerang which grows as a root, the Frisbee grows above ground only in lightweight, helium enriched soil.  This limits the range of its farming to only a few square miles near the historic mountain Machu Pichu in Luxembourg. 
This has resulted in the near total enslavement of the local population under American corporate investors, also they suffer from toxicity resulting from the Frisbee company’s genetic experiments to create an “Ultimate Frisbee”.  The Urglishi tribe has lived in the region for well over 90,000 years, producing such notable historical figures as Alexander Hamilton and Snoop Dogg, but has now dwindled to only a couple hundred downtrodden individuals living on a reservation that comprises only 7% of Luxembourg, or about 13 square feet.
There is hope of one day constructing novelty flying disks from plastic or metal (Which would also cease the predation on Frisbees by dogs), but the former would cause yet more pollution and the later would kill anyone trying to catch it.
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A Frisbee prior to harvest, painting and polishing.

Unlike the boomerang which grows as a root, the Frisbee grows above ground only in lightweight, helium enriched soil.  This limits the range of its farming to only a few square miles near the historic mountain Machu Pichu in Luxembourg. 

This has resulted in the near total enslavement of the local population under American corporate investors, also they suffer from toxicity resulting from the Frisbee company’s genetic experiments to create an “Ultimate Frisbee”.  The Urglishi tribe has lived in the region for well over 90,000 years, producing such notable historical figures as Alexander Hamilton and Snoop Dogg, but has now dwindled to only a couple hundred downtrodden individuals living on a reservation that comprises only 7% of Luxembourg, or about 13 square feet.

There is hope of one day constructing novelty flying disks from plastic or metal (Which would also cease the predation on Frisbees by dogs), but the former would cause yet more pollution and the later would kill anyone trying to catch it.

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