Facts, HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE...
Facts

HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVAWAY!


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Hey guys I decided to do a giveaway because the one this is spoofing got those people like 200,000 followers Most of the items listed below are brand new and I got them for Christmas because my parents didn’t know I’m an atheist jew. You all probably think this is fake but honestly I want to help someone else that really needs these items more than I do. I have donated alot (God I hope Hyperbole and a Half doesn’t see that) of things to charities but I figured I would help one of you guys out instead! (: p.s. previously sharkchunks and anusdestroyer666


THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH 2d20)


Rules:


Must be following http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/


You may reblog as much as you’d like! I’m keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway even though tumblr doesn’t allow you to do that, it just deletes the previous reblog note when you reblog again.


REBLOGS ONLY


no likes please because they don’t pimp me as hard to every one of your followers who has to see this fucking thing 50 times an hour


We are shipping world wide and for free to the winner


GIVEAWAY ENDS ON FEBRUARY 17TH, 1997

Items:

A Dead Squirrel- $90,200

Jessica Alba’s toenail clippings- $60

Spam Lite (Low Sodium)- $450

A can of dog smegma- $300

A can opener- $200

iPony- $800

iUrinal- $500

iTonsilitis- $600

A cardboard box that smells like poverty- $25

One kitten whisker- $45

A Bronze Waffle- $10,000

Black North Face (Srsly wtf is that?)- $180

Luis Vitonio purse- $300

Coach on DVD- $200

Vera Bradley lint- $80

My novel in PDF format- $3

GRAND TOTAL: $574974528093475027452983475289Q37

(Hey, this may be fake but it’s probably just as legit as the one it spoofs…)

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