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The board members of Yahoo survey their new domain.
Seen here, the executives who voted to purchase tumblr watch as a demonstrator scrolls down a sample dashboard. Assembled randomly to showcase the most common imagery found on their new blogging platform, Yahoo boards members were suddenly witness to over 500 acts of sodomy, 750 samples of Adventure Time shipping, 200 gruesomely mutilated bodies, 9 reviews of Star Trek Into Darkness, 900 fake nudes of Spock, 2 flame wars over their purchase and one photo, bearing 672,000 notes, depicting a sock on a floor.
"We knew this was a risk," said censorship chairman Zebediah O’Beasley III, "But we stand by our decision and expect to make back our money by selling ads on the tumblr radar." The first Yahoo sponsored ads for Chick-fil-A, Westboro Baptist Church and the National Association for the Advancement of Comic Sans will begin running shortly.
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The board members of Yahoo survey their new domain.

Seen here, the executives who voted to purchase tumblr watch as a demonstrator scrolls down a sample dashboard. Assembled randomly to showcase the most common imagery found on their new blogging platform, Yahoo boards members were suddenly witness to over 500 acts of sodomy, 750 samples of Adventure Time shipping, 200 gruesomely mutilated bodies, 9 reviews of Star Trek Into Darkness, 900 fake nudes of Spock, 2 flame wars over their purchase and one photo, bearing 672,000 notes, depicting a sock on a floor.

"We knew this was a risk," said censorship chairman Zebediah O’Beasley III, "But we stand by our decision and expect to make back our money by selling ads on the tumblr radar." The first Yahoo sponsored ads for Chick-fil-A, Westboro Baptist Church and the National Association for the Advancement of Comic Sans will begin running shortly.

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