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Say hello to mechanically separated genie.
It’s what all modern wishes are granted from- Wishes like those upon a star and coin fountains. Also, the hopes and dreams of children are granted from it.Basically, the entire genie is smashed and pressed in a centrifuge- Turban, eye, guts and all. It comes out looking like this.There’s more: Because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because the wishes come out literally, it will be re-enchanted artificially. Then, because it is weirdly blue, it will be dyed with artificial color.But hey, at least your wish was granted, right?High five, America!
New Blue Juice: Episode 130 of The Snail Factory

Say hello to mechanically separated genie.

It’s what all modern wishes are granted from- Wishes like those upon a star and coin fountains. Also, the hopes and dreams of children are granted from it.

Basically, the entire genie is smashed and pressed in a centrifuge- Turban, eye, guts and all. It comes out looking like this.

There’s more: Because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because the wishes come out literally, it will be re-enchanted artificially. Then, because it is weirdly blue, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But hey, at least your wish was granted, right?

High five, America!

New Blue Juice: Episode 130 of The Snail Factory

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